Literature
All of us can read. While reading we not only learn new information but also we learn language! So... read the following texts and pay attention to word usage, punctuation, style, etc.
The articles here are selected with the purpose to let you know of some celebrities, like Elvis Presley, Albert Einstein , Shakira , Jennifer Lopez, and to get you acquainted with some works of famous writers, like Edgar Allan Poe, James Fenimore Cooper, Herman Melville, Mark Twain, Jack London and others.
As authors of the articles and writers are English native speakers, you can easily use all what you find useful in the texts in your everyday speech and writing.
Three wishes
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."
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Date of posting : 25.01.2006
One day, a man on a golf course, was having a really lousy game. Just as he was about to hit the ball, he heard a voice behind him. "Ribbit 9 iron,...
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Date of posting: 25.01.2006
Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening...
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